Simpsons 8/9

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Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's
Day!
Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.
Quimby: It can be two things!

Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed...
Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that
something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the
Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! [leaves
the room, slamming the door, then pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic.
[closes the door]
Marge: Well, DUH!