Simpsons 8/13

"I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as 'Today We
Kill, Tomorrow We Die' and 'Gladys the Groovy Mule!'"

Skinner: Um, ladies and gentlemen, the unthinkable has happened. Some sick,
twisted individual has stolen every teacher's edition in this school.
Teacher: What'll we do!?
Mrs. Krabappel: Declare a snow day!
Teacher: Does anyone know the multiplication table?!
Skinner: No, please, don't panic. [peers out the window] They can smell
fear.