Simpsons 8/12

Lisa: Wow! Mom'll be happy to hear you won $50.
Homer: You'd think so, wouldn't you? You see, your mother has this crazy
idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Uh...somewhere in the back.

Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a
million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir.
Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat to win a
million-dollar bet?
Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed?