FAQ

These are questions frequently asked.

Family

Q: Are you and Dawn going to try for a boy?
A: How does one try for a boy?

Q: Well don't you wish you had a son?
A: If God had blessed me with a son I would be just as grateful for him as I am for my daughters.


Church

Q: How come we never see you at church anymore?
A: Mind your own business.

Q: Can we use the Road Show scripts you wrote a few years ago to produce in our Ward?
A: No.

Q: But they were s'darn cute...
A: Thank you. Now go write your own.


Theater

Q: Are you still working over at the Desert Star Playhouse?
A: Nope.

Q: Why not?
A: What did I say about minding your own business?

Q: Do you think we'll see you back there again in the future?
A: I enjoyed my time there (8 years) very much but that train, as they say, has sailed.

Q: Are you acting anywhere else?
A: Nope.


Misc.

Q: How are you doing?
A: I'm doing great! Thanks for asking.